The Origin Of The Christmas Tree Fairy

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Post by Dark_Dominion » Thu Dec 14, 2006 7:02 am

A Christmas Story For You



When four of Santa's elves got sick, and the trainee elves did not produce

the toys as fast as the regular ones, Santa was beginning to feel the

pressure of being behind schedule.



Then Mrs. Claus told Santa that her Mom was coming to visit. This stressed

Santa even more. When he went to harness the reindeer, he found that three

of them were about to give birth and two had jumped the fence and were out,

heaven knows where. More stress.



Then when he began to load the sleigh one of the boards cracked, and the toy

bag fell to the ground and scattered the toys.



So, frustrated, Santa went into the house for a cup of apple cider and a

shot of rum. When he went to the cupboard, he discovered that the Elves had

hidden the liquor, and there was nothing to drink. In his frustration, he

accidentally dropped the cider pot, and it broke into hundreds of little

pieces all over the kitchen floor. He went to get the broom and found that

mice had eaten the straw end of the broom.



Just then the doorbell rang, and irritable Santa trudged to the door. He

opened the door, and there was a little angel with a great big Christmas

tree. The angel said, very cheerfully, "Merry Christmas, Santa. Isn't it a

lovely day? I have a beautiful tree for you. Where would you like me to

stick it?"



And so began the tradition of the little angel on top of the Christmas tree.
You are all figments of my imagination!
When Jesus died it took him 3 days to respawn due to lag."
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